Apple in a Mango Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: "Apple Khane"

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

12 comments:

Kashif said...

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Jay Singh said...

Dear friends there is a difference between laughing at yourself and becoming a joke towards the end of it i request every brother amd sisters to please stop commenting jokes on sikh community as this sardar joke business has reached too much beyond the limitations democracy does not allow anyone to check or test someones patience by virtue of hurting his religious sentiments please stop this to prevent the provocation of hatered amongst the religions

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Gursimran Singh said...

please stop these jokes on sikhs.

Kulveer Singh said...

Sardarji jokes are nothing but ‘racism’, an attack that we Sikhs face with a heavy heart everyday. https://kvsamra.wordpress.com/

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