Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
Apple in a Mango Tree
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
Sardars and scooter
Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space
Lion and Sardars
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "
Cyclone
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
Same person
Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"
Bus tickets
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
Sardar: Give two tickets
Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
Sardar: Give two tickets
Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
Advice
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
Oxygen
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
Skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
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